英語(yǔ)幽默冷笑話

　　一些幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話，能提高我們閱讀英語(yǔ)的興趣，從而提高英語(yǔ)的閱讀能力，今天小編在這里為大家分享英語(yǔ)幽默冷笑話，希望大家喜歡這些英語(yǔ)笑話!

　　英語(yǔ)幽默冷笑話：Imitation 模仿

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.

　　Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

　　That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.

　　一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺(jué)得肚子痛。來(lái)，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，媽媽說(shuō)，你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏�。吃點(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。

　　一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說(shuō)是頭痛。

　　你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的.，他那聰明的兒子說(shuō)，里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默冷笑話：Fried chicken

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老師在課堂上向?qū)W生們展示了各種各樣的鳥(niǎo)的照片。然后他問(wèn)其中一名學(xué)生，“杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥(niǎo)兒啊?”

　　杰克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師�！�

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