英語(yǔ)幽默笑話故事3則
1.He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
譯：他贏了
湯姆:約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆:真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
約翰尼:我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。
2.I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
譯：我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問(wèn)它的母親。
“是的`，親愛(ài)的，”她回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么?”
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
3."Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
譯：“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒(méi)有，老師�？墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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