關(guān)于兒童節(jié)的笑話英語

　　笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點(diǎn)。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂性。其趣味有高下之分。下面是小編為您帶來的是關(guān)于兒童節(jié)的笑話英語相關(guān)內(nèi)容，希望對(duì)您有所幫助。

　　1. all the colleagues shouted to me in unison, "happy 61 Festival" when I come to work today! I'm 29.

　　2. are you wearing a small red flower, his mouth with a large stick, wearing a floral apron, slobber flow drops down, I wondered what's wrong with you, you answered shyly: people also thought the children's Day!

　　3. hee hee and ha ha are good friends, very close friends. One day, ha ha died. Grinning, he walked over to ha ha's grave and said, "ha ha, you're dead.".

　　There are three people 4. a, are called bandits, kitchen knife, trouble one day, trouble disappeared. The robber came to the police station with a kitchen knife and told the policeman, "Hello, I am a robber. I brought a kitchen knife for trouble.". "

　　5. when will tai  w a n  want reunification? When buying instant noodles.

　　6. "kid, Children's Day want what gift?" "I want a remote-controlled helicopter, a ship, and a big robot, dinosaur." well, study hard, and you can buy it when you grow up!"

　　7. children's day this year, I almost laughed stitch! 61 will generally be drawing match, we pull game props are made of paper two bright red. As a result, I was one or two classmates, excitedly put two flowers on his head, loudly said: "two flowers are ed in the cow dung."!"

　　The 8. son excitedly said, "Mom, today is children's day.". I want to eat Haagen dazs." Mom said, "no, it's too expensive.". Call again, and find a wife for you!" Pout son asked: "Dad, daughter-in-law so terrible?" Dad turned his pocket and sighed, "no wife is a bachelor.". A daughter-in-law is better than a bachelor!"

　　9. high school teacher a, today's class one or two forced child paper pretending innocent ask, teacher, teacher, we 61 to holiday, I seriously told him, children's Day holiday is by age, not by iq. Then the whole class smiled and I felt like he was out of sorts.

　　10. Xiaoming: Baba, you most love what day? Liam: Children's day! Xiao Ming: why? You are not a child. Baba Baba: not children themselves! Xiao Ming: why? Liam: because the annual children's day you will give you a lot of pocket ah ma...... Xiaoming:......

　　11. in view of the fact that your body has been high, weight has exceed the standard, many years not to wet the bed, sleep early at night, every day is very clever, know smile, innocence not old. 61 the special delegate you good title overage children!

　　1. 今天上班一進(jìn)門，所有同事對(duì)我齊聲大喊六一節(jié)快樂！我都29了。

　　2. 你頭上戴著一朵小紅花，嘴里啃著一支大冰棒，身上穿著一件花肚兜，口水流得滴滴嗒，我奇怪地問你怎么啦，你害羞地回答：人家也想過兒童節(jié)嘛！

　　3. 嘻嘻和哈哈是一對(duì)好朋友，非常要好的朋友。有一天，哈哈死了。嘻嘻很難過，他走到哈哈的墳前說：“哈哈，你死了。

　　4. 一家有仨人，分別叫強(qiáng)盜，菜刀，麻煩一天，麻煩失蹤。強(qiáng)盜帶著菜刀來到公安局，對(duì)警察說：“您好，我是強(qiáng)盜，我?guī)е�菜刀來找麻煩�！?/p>

　　5. 臺(tái)灣什么時(shí)候會(huì)想要統(tǒng)一？買方便面的時(shí)候。

　　6. “小盆友，六一兒童節(jié)想要什么禮物？”“我想要遙控直升機(jī)，輪船也行，還有大機(jī)器人，恐龍”“嗯，好好學(xué)習(xí)，長(zhǎng)大了就能自己買了！”

　　7. 今年的兒童節(jié)，我都快笑岔氣了!六一一般都會(huì)進(jìn)行拉歌賽，我們拉歌賽的道具是兩朵鮮艷的紙做的大紅花。結(jié)果我一二貨同學(xué)，激動(dòng)地把兩朵花舉在頭上，大聲地說：“兩朵鮮花都插在了牛糞上！”

　　8. 兒子興奮道：“媽媽，今天是兒童節(jié)。我要吃哈根達(dá)斯�！眿寢屨f：“不行，太貴了。再喊著要，就給你找個(gè)媳婦！”兒子撅嘴問道：“爸爸，媳婦有這么可怕嗎？”爸爸翻了翻口袋，嘆了口氣：“沒有媳婦是光棍。有了媳婦，比光棍還光！”

　　9. 高中老師一枚，今天課上一二逼孩紙故作天真的問，老師老師我們六一要放假的吧，我很認(rèn)真地告訴他，兒童節(jié)放假是按年齡的，不是按智商。然后，全班笑了，我感覺他整個(gè)人都不好了。

　　10. 小明：粑粑，你最喜歡過啥節(jié)？粑粑：兒童節(jié)！小明：為啥？你又不是兒童。粑粑：粑粑不是兒童也過節(jié)啊！小明：為啥？粑粑：因?yàn)槊磕陜和��?jié)你麻麻都給你好多零花啊……小明：……

　　11. 鑒于你身材已超高，體重已超標(biāo)，多年不尿床，晚上睡得早，天天知道笑，生性很乖巧，童心尚未老。六一特授你超齡好兒童稱號(hào)！

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