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Don't argue with the children

時間:2022-06-23 00:53:07 英語笑話 我要投稿
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Don't argue with the children

  A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

  The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

  Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

  The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

  The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

  The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

  一個小女孩和她的老師在說鯨魚。

  老師說,鯨魚不可能吞了一個人,因為,即使這是一個非常大的哺乳動物,它的喉嚨是非常小。

  小女孩說,約拿被一條鯨魚吞噬。

  老師惱火的重申鯨魚不能吞下一個人身體是不可能的。

  小女孩說, "好吧,當(dāng)我到達(dá)天堂,我會問約拿" 。

  老師問,反譏道: "什么,如果約拿到地獄呢" ?

  小女孩回答說: "那你問他" 。

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