英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單易讀笑話大全
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英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單易讀笑話大全(一)
I'd rather buy a gift
我寧愿買一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒(méi)關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的'愛(ài)、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單易讀笑話大全(二)
creative
創(chuàng)造性
applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(資格證書(shū)，職位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.
第一次求職時(shí)，我意識(shí)到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時(shí)，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問(wèn)及我是否受過(guò)其它的培訓(xùn)時(shí)，我老實(shí)地回答說(shuō)我花了三年時(shí)間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。
i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.
我沒(méi)有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。
英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單易讀笑話大全(三)
who was the first man
誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人
a teacher said to her class：
有個(gè)老師問(wèn)班上的學(xué)生：
“who was the first man?”
“誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢?”老師問(wèn)道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說(shuō)：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國(guó)人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
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