有翻譯搞笑英語笑話

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有翻譯搞笑英語笑話

　　每個(gè)人都會(huì)有難過不開心的時(shí)候，這種時(shí)候我們可以看一些笑話，讓我們變得開心，歡迎欣賞有翻譯搞笑英語笑話!

有翻譯搞笑英語笑話

　　有翻譯搞笑英語笑話(一)

　　How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

　　不慎的時(shí)候只要一根火柴就足以引發(fā)森林大火，而想點(diǎn)燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。

　　有翻譯搞笑英語笑話(二)

　　One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas，the greatFrench novelist，with his ancestry. “Why，” snarled the fellow，“you are a quadroon;yourfather was a mulatto，and your grandfather was a negro.” “Yes，” roared Dumas，“and，if you wish to know'mygreatgrandfather was a monkey. In fact， my pedigree beganwhere yours terminates.”

　　有一天，一個(gè)人在嘲弄法國大小說家亞歷山大·仲馬，譏笑他的祖先。那家伙厲聲說：“唔，你是四分之一黑白混血兒，你父親是黑白混血兒，而你的祖父是個(gè)黑人。” “是的.，”仲馬大聲回敬：“還有呢，如果你想知道的話，我的曾祖父是一只猴子。其實(shí)我的血統(tǒng)起始于你的血統(tǒng)終止的地方。”

　　小時(shí)候上學(xué)，把English讀成“應(yīng)給利息”的同學(xué)當(dāng)了銀行行長，

　　讀成“陰溝里冼”的成了小菜販子，讀成“硬改歷史”的成了政治家，

　　讀成“英國里去”的成了海外華僑，而我不小心讀成“應(yīng)該累死”

　　結(jié)果成了普通勞動(dòng)者。。。

　　有翻譯搞笑英語笑話(三)

　　Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

　　"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."

　　"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"

　　"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."

　　杰克到一所大學(xué)去學(xué)歷史。第一學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學(xué)校讓他退學(xué)。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強(qiáng)烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來年的學(xué)業(yè)。

　　“他是個(gè)好孩子，”杰克的父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會(huì)有很大進(jìn)步，學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，他一定會(huì)考好的。”

　　“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個(gè)月我問他拿破侖什么時(shí)候死的，他都不知道。”

　　“先生，請(qǐng)?jiān)俳o他一次機(jī)會(huì)吧。”杰克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗覜]有訂報(bào)紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”

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