短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
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短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯(一)
A Tough Teacher
A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around theupper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he wasassigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdyclassroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tieflap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through histie into his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that term.
強(qiáng)悍的教師
我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。開學(xué)的`第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀(jì)律的班級(jí)。他很自信地步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子盡可能大地打開。就在這時(shí)，一陣強(qiáng)風(fēng)把他的領(lǐng)帶吹得飄起來。為了固定領(lǐng)帶，他拿起黑板擦，把一個(gè)大頭釘透過領(lǐng)帶砸入他的胸膛。
那學(xué)期在他的課上，沒有不守紀(jì)律的。
短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯(二)
笨小孩
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is thedumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
一個(gè)小男孩走進(jìn)一家理發(fā)店， 理發(fā)師低聲對(duì)他的顧客說，“我再也沒見過比這個(gè)小子更笨的小孩了， 你看著，我證明給你看。”
" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy overand asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理發(fā)師拿出一張1美元的鈔票放在一只手上，另一只手上則拿著兩個(gè)25美分的硬幣，把小孩叫跟前問，“你想要哪只手上的?” 男孩拿走了那兩個(gè)25美分然后走了。
"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,
“瞧我剛才怎么跟你說的?”
when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
理發(fā)師說，“那小子就不會(huì)學(xué)精點(diǎn)!” 過了一會(huì)，顧客離開了理發(fā)店，他發(fā)現(xiàn)剛才那個(gè)小男孩從一間雪糕店走出來。
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
“嘿，小家伙! 我可以問你個(gè)問題嗎?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
你為什么不拿那一美元，而拿那兩個(gè)25 美分呢?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!
小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答說，“我要是拿了那一美元的鈔票，以后那剪頭的再也不會(huì)給我錢了!”
短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯(三)
Wow!That's a Big One!
哇!那個(gè)真是大得嚇人
One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. The bartender puta big tumbler full of whiskey in front of him.
某一天一位觀光客走進(jìn)一家德州酒店點(diǎn)了一杯威士忌，酒保競(jìng)給他一大杯的酒。
"What's this?" asked the tourist.
“這是什么呢?”觀光客問道。
"Why, it's a shot of whiskey! Don't you know that everything is big in Texas?"
“怎么了，那是你點(diǎn)的酒，難道你不知道德州每樣?xùn)|西都大得嚇人。”
Then, an armadillo ran past the door.
那時(shí)剛好有一只穿山甲跑過酒店門口。
“What was that?" asked the tourist.
“那是什么東西?’觀光客又問。
"Why, that was a Texas cockroach. "
“哦，那是只德州蟑螂!”
By this time, the whiskey had gone to the tourist's bladder as well as his head,
喝了酒，觀光客感到腹脹頭昏，
and he asked the location of the bathroom.
他問哪里有洗手間。
The bartender directed him to go down the hall and to the right,
酒保告訴他下樓后右轉(zhuǎn)，
but the tourist turned left instead and fell into the swimming pool.
但觀光客卻向左轉(zhuǎn)，跌落在酒店的游泳池中。
The bartender heard the splash and went to investigate.
酒保聽到水聲跑出去看個(gè)究竟。
As he put his head in the door, he heard the tourist cry. "Don't flush the toilet ! "
剛把頭伸進(jìn)門就聽到觀光客大叫，“不要按動(dòng)馬桶沖水喲!
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