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帶翻譯趣事英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話是一種能讓人開(kāi)心的藝術(shù)語(yǔ)言，今天yjbys笑話欄目準(zhǔn)備了帶翻譯趣事英語(yǔ)笑話，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!
帶翻譯趣事英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個(gè)少女的母親問(wèn)她：“你長(zhǎng)大后想干什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我想做個(gè)老姑娘。”
她的母親聽(tīng)到這話感到非常驚訝。她說(shuō)：“啊，親愛(ài)的，這是為什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我覺(jué)得我不會(huì)老是要去親一個(gè)男人，而且每次還要說(shuō)他很帥。我會(huì)感到厭倦的`。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧愿去賺錢(qián)給自己買(mǎi)東西。”
帶翻譯趣事英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
三字經(jīng)不可以翻為英文!!!(爆笑!!!)
人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)
性本善：Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
習(xí)相遠(yuǎn)：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個(gè)人的喜好而為之)
茍不教：If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時(shí)勤練精進(jìn))
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠(yuǎn)離你的生活)
教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學(xué)習(xí)性的指導(dǎo)原則)
貴以專(zhuān)：is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的.法則是做性這檔事只能對(duì)一個(gè)人)
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經(jīng)有一個(gè)偉大的教母:孟母)
擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示范的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示范而影響小朋友的身心健康)
子不學(xué)：If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學(xué)....)
斷機(jī)杼：Your Dick will bee useless.
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報(bào)廢掉)
竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)
有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常贊的藥方)
教五子 ：All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來(lái)的五個(gè)男孩全靠這一帖)
帶翻譯趣事英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
Witty Hare can run very fast.
機(jī)靈的`兔子跑得很快。
One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window.
一天，它回到家的時(shí)候看見(jiàn)一只老鼠。這只老鼠正從它家的窗戶(hù)跳下去。
“Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.”
“啊!賊!”機(jī)靈兔子喊著追過(guò)去。 “你跑不過(guò)我的!”
Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind.
不一會(huì)它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在后面。
“I must run away,” the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
“我得趕緊逃。”老鼠竊笑著說(shuō)：“這家伙真笨。”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?”
機(jī)靈兔子繼續(xù)跑著。一只綿羊看到了就問(wèn)它：“你在干什么?”
“I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says.
“我在追賊。”機(jī)靈兔子說(shuō)。
“Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised.
“賊?賊在哪里啊?”綿羊感到奇怪。
“He's behind me,”Witty Hare says proudly.
“它在我后面呢。”機(jī)靈兔子自豪地說(shuō)著。
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