英語(yǔ)笑話笑翻天

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，以下是小編準(zhǔn)備的英語(yǔ)笑話笑翻天，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話笑翻天(一)

　　come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!

　　伙計(jì)們，加油，我們必須在這個(gè)實(shí)驗(yàn)室長(zhǎng)出一些肉

　　the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated

　　轉(zhuǎn)基因食物背后的主要力量是這些最積極的

　　英語(yǔ)笑話笑翻天(二)

　　during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

　　醫(yī)生按期來(lái)探視我的`老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽(tīng)了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來(lái)親了她一下。然后他說(shuō)不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。

　　when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

　　醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說(shuō)，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話笑翻天(三)

　　My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one，Tony.”He said，"And follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!”

　　我丈夫第一次當(dāng)教練是教一個(gè)初中的籃球隊(duì)。在一次比賽中，他讓一個(gè)年紀(jì)最小的男孩上場(chǎng)并向他做了最嚴(yán)格的指令。“托尼，你緊跟著21號(hào)。”他說(shuō)，“無(wú)論他走到哪里都盯著他不放。別讓他甩了你。”

　　A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court. There was Tony guarding 21，who had been lifted from the game and was sitting on the bench.

　　幾分鐘后，我丈夫發(fā)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)上只有他的四個(gè)隊(duì)員了。托尼正站在被換下的坐在板凳上的21號(hào)隊(duì)員旁邊。

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