可愛(ài)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話
看英語(yǔ)笑話的時(shí)候，我們不僅可以獲得開(kāi)心，還可以 學(xué)習(xí)不少英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，何樂(lè)而不為呢?今天我們就一起來(lái)看看可愛(ài)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話吧!
可愛(ài)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
I am the Only Driver
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.
我是司機(jī)
在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車后面，一位小個(gè)子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進(jìn)。
“停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對(duì)小個(gè)子喊道，“你追不上的!”
“我必須追上，”小個(gè)子氣喘吁吁地說(shuō)，“我是司機(jī)!”
可愛(ài)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
可愛(ài)搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
一個(gè)律師打開(kāi)他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過(guò)來(lái)把門撞飛了，警察趕到現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛(ài)的寶馬。
“警察同志，看看他們把我的'車弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說(shuō)。
“你們律師真是物質(zhì)至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說(shuō)，“你這么關(guān)心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒(méi)有注意到你的左胳膊也沒(méi)了。”
律師終于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手表在哪兒?”
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