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短英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯篇一：為什么不拿回來(lái)
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,
the son took the letter ,
兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了
the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
父親才想起信封上沒(méi)寫(xiě)地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
兒子回來(lái)后,父親問(wèn)他:“你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?”
"Certainly"“當(dāng)然”
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
“你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)信封上沒(méi)有寫(xiě)地址和收信人名字嗎?”
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
“我當(dāng)然看見(jiàn)信封上什么也沒(méi)寫(xiě)”
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
“那你為什么不拿回來(lái)呢?”
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee,“
我還以為你不寫(xiě)地址和收信人,
is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰(shuí)呢!”
短英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯篇二：把腳放進(jìn)去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的.走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“瑪麗!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問(wèn)。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來(lái)，把腳放進(jìn)去。”
短英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯篇三：好消息和壞消息
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當(dāng)事人。
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.
“我總能聽(tīng)到一些好消息吧，”當(dāng)事人嘆了口氣說(shuō)，
"What's it?"
“是什么好消息?”
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
“你妻子沒(méi)有要求將你未來(lái)的繼承財(cái)產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”
"And the bad news?"
“那么壞消息呢?”
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
“離婚以后，她將與你父親結(jié)婚。”
短英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯篇四：真正便宜的東西
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來(lái)后，提姆覺(jué)得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點(diǎn)什么禮物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么賣啊?”他問(wèn)賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價(jià)值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來(lái)好像有點(diǎn)貴哦!”提姆說(shuō)道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“還是貴了點(diǎn)。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開(kāi)始有點(diǎn)惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價(jià)值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說(shuō)，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽(tīng)了后，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
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