爆笑開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話
要是有一則笑話解決不了的事，那就兩則笑話，看笑話，能讓我們變得開(kāi)心，今天小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了爆笑開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話篇一：浪費(fèi)還是節(jié)約
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?
杰克：我知道，爸爸�？晌疫�給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?
爆笑開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話篇二：耳朵還在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。
and his mother asked, "What happened?"
他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“
一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。
"I have his ear in my pocket."
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
爆笑開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話篇三：漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物
we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.
我們參加了一個(gè)熟人的'兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認(rèn)識(shí)那個(gè)年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個(gè)實(shí)用的全家禮----一個(gè)滅火器。很明顯，這對(duì)新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信，因?yàn)槲覀兪盏搅艘粡埧ㄆ�，上面寫著�?ldquo;非常感謝您的漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”
爆笑開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話篇四：世界上最偉大的擊劍手
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage.
在一場(chǎng)世界最佳擊劍手表演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場(chǎng)了。
A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.
一只蒼蠅放了出來(lái)，劍劃了一個(gè)弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。
The crowd cheered.
觀眾歡呼起來(lái)。
Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.
緊接著排名第二的人將一只蒼蠅切成了四半。
A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
現(xiàn)場(chǎng)一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場(chǎng)。
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast.
他的劍鋒以一個(gè)巨大的弧線劃了下來(lái)--然而那只昆蟲(chóng)還在繼續(xù)飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。
The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,
觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯(cuò)過(guò)了他的目標(biāo)，
yet he continued to smile.
然而他還在微笑著。
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled.
“你為什么這么高興?”有人嚷道，
"You missed!"
“你沒(méi)擊中!”
"Ah," replied the swordsman,
“啊，”劍手答道，
"you weren't watching very carefully.
“你剛才沒(méi)有很仔細(xì)地看。
They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.
蒼蠅還活著，是的--但他永遠(yuǎn)也做不成爸爸了。
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