搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

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搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯

　　總所周知，笑話是一種緩和氣氛的好辦法。小編在這里給大家分享搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯，走過(guò)路過(guò)不要錯(cuò)過(guò)啦!

搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯一：

　　This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.

　　One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.

　　“I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”

　　“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness.

　　“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.

　　“Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife?”

　　這個(gè)故事講的是一個(gè)咄咄逼人的辯護(hù)律師，他慣于盡量去恐嚇對(duì)方的證人。

　　有一個(gè)證人有點(diǎn)傾向于在回答問(wèn)題之前做冗長(zhǎng)的解釋。

　　“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辯護(hù)律師怒喝道： “你沒有必要就這個(gè)問(wèn)題進(jìn)行爭(zhēng)論。”

　　“可是有些問(wèn)題無(wú)法用‘是’或者‘不是’來(lái)回答。”這位證人溫和地回敬他。

　　“不存在這樣的問(wèn)題!”律師厲聲打斷他。

　　“噢，”證人說(shuō)：“那么請(qǐng)你回答這個(gè)問(wèn)題：“你停止打你老婆了嗎?”

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯二：At Grandma's 在奶奶家過(guò)圣誕節(jié)

　　- Written by Tab Nettleton

　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

　　兩個(gè)小男孩在奶奶家過(guò)平安夜，臨睡前，兩個(gè)小家伙跪在床邊禱告，弟弟便扯開嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。

　　"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

　　我希望收到一輛自行車...

　　I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...

　　還有一部任天堂游戲機(jī)....

　　I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

　　還有新的錄像機(jī)

　　His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

　　小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他說(shuō)道：“你干嘛禱告得這么大聲，上帝又不是聾子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聾子，可是奶奶是啊”。

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯三：

　　I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

　　“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

　　"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

　　“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯四：A Nail Or A Fly?

　　釘子還是蒼蠅?

　　An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.

　　一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進(jìn)了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在墻上有只蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩只瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來(lái)摔碎了，酒灑了一地。

　　When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him anddecided to do him a favour.

　　一個(gè)女服務(wù)員發(fā)現(xiàn)發(fā)生的事情以后，對(duì)他深表同情，決定幫他個(gè)忙。

　　So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.

　　于是，第二天早上他到樓頂花園散步時(shí)，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過(guò)的'地方。

　　Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adnslapped it with all his strength.

　　這里，老人回到了房里。倒灑的酒味讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往墻上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一掌。

　　On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

　　聽到一聲大叫，好心的女服務(wù)員沖進(jìn)房來(lái)。讓她大為吃驚的是，可憐的老頭正坐在地板上，牙關(guān)緊咬，右手滴血不止。