英語笑話樂翻天

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英語笑話大全樂翻天

　　總是有些時(shí)候莫名其妙的不開心，心情不佳的時(shí)候就會(huì)辦什么都不在狀態(tài)，你會(huì)這樣么?這里小編收集整理了英語笑話大全樂翻天，讓你的心情速速好起來。

英語笑話大全樂翻天

　　英語笑話大全樂翻天一：Class, Lass and Ass

　　Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

　　A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

　　班級(jí)、情人和蠢驢

　　湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：“湯姆教授明天將和大家見面”。

　　一位學(xué)生看到這條通知后，覺得展示自己幽默感的機(jī)會(huì)來了，就走上前，將“class”中的“c”擦掉，將意思變?yōu)?ldquo;湯姆教授明天將和情婦見面”。教授聽到笑聲，轉(zhuǎn)過身走回來，看了看那位學(xué)生，又看看被改動(dòng)過的通知，不動(dòng)聲色地走上前，把“lass”中的“l”擦掉，將意思改為“湯姆教授明天將和蠢驢見面”�？戳丝茨俏荒康煽诖舻膶W(xué)生，教授揚(yáng)長(zhǎng)而去。

　　英語笑話大全樂翻天二：It's Not My Fault

　　Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的錯(cuò) 媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的`女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

　　英語笑話大全樂翻天三：可是老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　可是老師哭了

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

　　英語笑話大全樂翻天四：理所當(dāng)然

　　THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."

　　某學(xué)校發(fā)給學(xué)生的健康調(diào)查表里有個(gè)錯(cuò)別字——把“性別”的“性”字寫成了“襪”字。一位母親在為她的兒子填寫表格時(shí)，在“襪別”的那欄填上了：“棕色為主。”

　　[注] 英語中sex(性)與sox(襪)只有一個(gè)字母之差。

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