講給孩子聽(tīng)的英語(yǔ)笑話
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講給孩子聽(tīng)的英語(yǔ)笑話一：Like a Straw
There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel.
The camel dealer promised them that the camel would get them across the desert if they made sure he was full of water before they left. They took the camel down to the water hole, but the camel would not drink. So finally the first guy says: "I have an idea, why don't I hold his head down in the water and you suck on his butt. That way the water will be drawn up into him like a straw." The second gut thought about this for a while and finally agreed.
After a while the first guy asks "Well is it working?"
The second guy replied "I think it is going to work, but you have to pick his head up just a little because I'm just getting mud."
講給孩子聽(tīng)的'英語(yǔ)笑話二：Milk
There were three guys hitchiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted, hungry, and thirsty from the long walk, they weredesperately willing to stay over anywhere. Fortunately, they saw about a mile ahead of them a cow ranch, filled with hundreds of cows. They decided to stay there for the night. So they looked for the main office to ask the ranch owner if they could stay for the night. However, the ranch owner left for the day and no one was there. Too tired from their journey, they decided rather to sleep with the cows than walk forever. They each slept under a cow.
One guy said, "I'm hungry and thirsty, what will we eat and drink?"
Another guy suggested to drink the milk from the cow since they were lying beneath the milk sac. So they began to suck and drink.
The first guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."
The second guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."
The third guy said, "My cow's milk doesn't taste quite right."
The first and second guy then said to the third guy, "Well, try another nipple, that one probably has no more milk."
The third guy in a confused state exclaimed, "But how come my cow has only one, long, nipple!?"
講給孩子聽(tīng)的英語(yǔ)笑話三：
I was surprised to learn that my 72-year-old mother dared to drive 900 miles in a 12-year-old car to visit me.When asked how she made out，she told me just fine...until her second night. She had filled the gas tank and didn't have the money for a motel room.
當(dāng)聽(tīng)說(shuō)我72歲的母親居然開(kāi)著12年的舊車行駛了900英里來(lái)看我時(shí)，我真有些吃驚。在我問(wèn)她是如何做的時(shí)候，她告訴我她一切都好，只是到了第二天晚上，給汽車加油后卻沒(méi)有住旅館的錢(qián)。
"What did you do?"I asked.
“那你怎么辦了?”我問(wèn)道。
" Well，"she began，“I was driving through this small town and feeling very sleepy. A policeman pulled me over and asked if I had been drinking. When I told him no，he wanted to know why I was weaving all over the road，I explained my situation,’‘Follow me，”he ordered.We then drove to a motel where the nice officer paid for my night's lodging.
她說(shuō):“嗨，我開(kāi)到這個(gè)鎮(zhèn)子時(shí)，感到很困，一位警寨叫住了我。他問(wèn)我是否喝了酒，我說(shuō)沒(méi)喝。警察問(wèn)我為什么開(kāi)車在路上打晃晃。于是我解釋了我的情況。他命令道:“跟我走。”就這樣，我們就開(kāi)到了一個(gè)汽車旅館。警察替我付了住店費(fèi)。
"As he was leaving,"Mother continued,”he turned to me and said,I Ma'am，the next time you have to visit your daughter，please take another route.'”
媽媽接著說(shuō):“他離開(kāi)時(shí)，轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身，沖著我說(shuō):‘夫人，你下次要看兒女時(shí)，請(qǐng)走另一條路線吧!’”
講給孩子聽(tīng)的英語(yǔ)笑話四：A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.
Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.
女孩的名字
女兒出生時(shí)，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛(ài)的業(yè)已過(guò)世的父親同一個(gè)名字，不過(guò)家人提醒這個(gè)名字太男性化了。
幾年以后，我覺(jué)得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大，能夠懂事了。我對(duì)她解釋說(shuō)：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個(gè)和我爸爸一樣的名字，因?yàn)槲曳浅?ài)他。我相信他會(huì)為你而深感自豪的。
邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下，然后說(shuō)道：這些我都懂，媽媽�？墒俏也恢劳夤珵槭裁磿�(huì)有一個(gè)女孩子的名字。
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