英語爆笑笑話故事

　　笑話來源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂、開心，現(xiàn)在，一起來開心爆笑下。

　　英語爆笑笑話故事篇一：Early Shopper

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendan.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　采購(gòu)過早

　　那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問。

　　“采購(gòu)圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購(gòu)物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。

　　英語爆笑笑話故事篇二：林肯過生日 Great Event

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三周歲生日。

　　英語爆笑笑話故事篇三：你是怎樣來的?

　　How Did You Ever Get Here

　　One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

　　The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

　　"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

　　你是怎樣來的?

　　一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步。”

　　老板狐疑地看著他。“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來的.?”

　　“后來我決定放棄，”他說，“然后我就往家里走。”

　　英語爆笑笑話故事篇四：Much Worse

　　Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

　　Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　中文：

　　警察：有人搶你的手表時(shí)，你為什么不呼救呢?

　　男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

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