I’m a scumbag

　　Lawyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律師

　　一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無(wú)賴" 。 另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來(lái)而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論". 開(kāi)始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒(méi)有", 說(shuō)那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個(gè)無(wú)賴" 。

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