笑得停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話
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1. Navajo Message For The Moon
納瓦伙族人給月球的訊息
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.
在美國(guó)國(guó)家航天局準(zhǔn)備阿波羅航天計(jì)劃時(shí)，他們讓宇航員們?nèi)喞Ｄ侵菁{瓦伙族保留區(qū)進(jìn)行訓(xùn)練。某天，一位納瓦伙族老人和他兒子遇見(jiàn)正在巖石間穿行的航空工作人員。
The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:
老人問(wèn)了航天局人員一個(gè)問(wèn)題，但他只會(huì)說(shuō)納瓦伙族語(yǔ)，兒子幫他進(jìn)行了翻譯：
"What are these guys in the big suits doing?"
“這些穿著厚重衣服的家伙在干嘛?”
One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.
一個(gè)宇航員說(shuō)他們正為去月球進(jìn)行訓(xùn)練。當(dāng)兒子傳達(dá)給老人后，老人非常興奮地問(wèn)道能否請(qǐng)宇航員們?yōu)樗蛟虑騻鬟f一條訊息。
A NASA official said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. But he refused.
航天局官員回答：“當(dāng)然可以啦!”并吩咐下屬拿來(lái)錄音機(jī)。老人的留言非常簡(jiǎn)短，航天局官員問(wèn)老人的兒子可否告訴他們老人說(shuō)了什么，但他拒絕了。
Finally, an official government translator was summoned. The translator relayed the message:
最后，他們請(qǐng)來(lái)了一位政府翻譯員，他轉(zhuǎn)述道：
"Watch out for these fellows! They have come to steal your land."
“小心這些家伙!他們來(lái)?yè)屇銈兊念I(lǐng)土了。”
2. A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn .
"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.
"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
一位農(nóng)夫和他的兒子乘坐輕便馬車來(lái)到一段窄路，他們遇到一個(gè)開車的人向相反的方向去。兩個(gè)方向的兩英里以內(nèi)都沒(méi)有地方可以使他們相擦而過(guò)。駕車人甚是著急，按響了喇叭。 “如果你不后退，”農(nóng)夫說(shuō)著擼起了袖子，“我可不喜歡我將不得不做的事。”司機(jī)吃驚不小，掛上倒擋，向后退了兩英里，讓輕便馬車先過(guò)去。
“剛才在那兒你說(shuō)過(guò)的你不喜歡要做的事是什么?”農(nóng)夫的兒子問(wèn)道。
“退后兩英里，”農(nóng)夫回答道。
3. Keep feeding him nickels
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do? "Yelled back the father,"Keep feeding him nickels!"
再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣
母親見(jiàn)三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進(jìn)嘴里吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發(fā)狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道： “你兒子剛才吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣!我該怎么辦呢?”孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚鎳幣!”
4. roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳豬
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的'座位正對(duì)著乳豬，于是大為高興的說(shuō)：“還不錯(cuò)，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時(shí)才發(fā)現(xiàn)身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：“對(duì)不起，我說(shuō)的是那只烤好的。”
5. One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
譯文：
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”“唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”
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