英語小笑話爆笑
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英語小笑話爆笑一：
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
一天，小女孩從學(xué)校回到家里，對(duì)媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜]有做的事情而受到懲罰。
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
媽媽激動(dòng)地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的`老師好好談一談，對(duì)了，你沒有做過的那件事是什么?
The little girl replied, "My homework."
小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業(yè)。
英語小笑話爆笑二：
Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?Tom: Men.湯姆:男人們。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?Tom : Twins.
湯姆: 雙胞胎。
英語小笑話爆笑三：
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得從操場(chǎng)回到家時(shí)，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯，”父親說，“這看上去很公平!”"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”
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