英語(yǔ)笑話：誰(shuí)是主宰 為母親約會(huì)

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　　誰(shuí)是主宰

　　Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"

　　我開車帶著全家去一個(gè)新開業(yè)的餐館。路上我拐錯(cuò)了好幾個(gè)彎兒。最后，我終于找到了路。這時(shí)我問丈夫，“剛才你為什么不告訴我迷路了?"

　　"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”

　　“我以為你知道該往哪兒開呢!”他回答道:“因?yàn)槠綍r(shí)我開車付，你在旁邊總說(shuō)你知道該怎樣走。”

　　為母親約會(huì)

　　When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.

　　在我工作的大樓里有間咖啡館，那兒的女招待每天見到我都向我打招呼。我因此受寵若驚。要知道她至少要比我小15歲。

　　One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"

　　有一天，她見到我后，朝我招手示意讓我過去。于是，我便走了過去。她問我，“你現(xiàn)在是單身嗎?”

　　Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.

　　“對(duì)，是單身。”我滿臉堆笑地說(shuō)。

　　" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"

　　“我母親也是，”她說(shuō):“你愿意不愿意見見她。”

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