英語笑話故事3篇
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃。他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，有事兒嘛?那個人回答，我是來給你安裝電話的'。更多英語笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
What a big deal
What a big deal：A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. Can I help you? The man said, Sure. I've come to install the phone.
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，有事兒嘛?那個人回答，我是來給你安裝電話的。
要否結(jié)婚：Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了，富有而健康。他是個終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩，但從不過熱----見好就收。一天他突發(fā)奇想，決定四處走走，去看看他那些接近一打的舊時女友。
他回來即嘆道：噓!謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個。如今她們都成寡婦了!
班級、情人和蠢驢：Class, Lass and Ass
Class, Lass and Ass
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,
so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
班級、情人和蠢驢
湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：湯姆教授明天將和大家見面。
一位學(xué)生看到這條通知后，覺得展示自己幽默感的機(jī)會來了，就走上前，將class中的c擦掉，將意思變?yōu)闇方淌诿魈鞂⒑颓閶D見面。教授聽到笑聲，轉(zhuǎn)過身走回來，看了看那位學(xué)生，又看看被改動過的通知，不動聲色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，將意思改為湯姆教授明天將和蠢驢見面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的學(xué)生，教授揚(yáng)長而去。
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