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搞笑英語笑話摘選
當中的一個人從包里拿出一雙耐克跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎? 更多英語笑話盡在應屆畢業(yè)生笑話網。
什么叫叛徒?
什么叫叛徒：Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”
Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”
Father：“A convert，my son.”
有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?”
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?”
父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。
右腿：The Right Leg
The Right Leg
Proctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”
Soph.(meekly)：“The right leg，sir.”
右腿
學監(jiān)(非常生氣)：“現(xiàn)在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
二年級學生(恭順地)：“右腿，先生。
老虎來了：When a Tiger comes
When a Tiger comes
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?
His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.
老虎來了
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠處，向他們沖來。
當中的一個人從包里拿出一雙耐克跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?
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