極品英語(yǔ)笑話精選
他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他一下，說：“你為什么這么大聲地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聾子。”弟弟聽了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀!”以下是小編為你帶來幾篇英語(yǔ)笑話，想了解更多的英語(yǔ)笑話請(qǐng)跟小編來應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)吧。
結(jié)婚的花費(fèi)
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
小男孩問他的父親：“爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢?”
His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."
他的父親回答說：“兒子，我不知道，因?yàn)槲椰F(xiàn)在還在為它付賬呢。”
I want a nightmare 想做壞夢(mèng)
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.
"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見我通過了今天的考試。”
“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛的。據(jù)說夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。
“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。
what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?湯米：四塊。老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?湯米：漢堡。
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的'餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高�；蛘�，我應(yīng)該說，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入，高聲說，“有人拿了我的錢包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀!
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
兩個(gè)小男孩在他們的祖父母家過夜。睡覺時(shí)間到了，這兩個(gè)小男孩跪在床上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱著，“我祈求有一輛新自行車……我祈求有一個(gè)新游戲機(jī)……我祈求有一個(gè)新錄像機(jī)……”
他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他一下，說：“你為什么這么大聲地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聾子。”
弟弟聽了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀!”
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