英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話

英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話之Persistance 纏住不放

Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"

"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."

Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"

丈夫打完高爾夫球回來(lái)，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門(mén)口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰(shuí)贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”

“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說(shuō)。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”

莎拉毫不氣餒，又問(wèn)：“那么，爸爸，誰(shuí)覺(jué)得更好玩呢?”

英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話之Speed Limit 速度限制

The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.

Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed," he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m.p.h."

我作為美國(guó)空軍人員分遣部隊(duì)的一員駐扎在英國(guó)皇家空軍某某地，那里有一條狹窄的馬路蜿蜒穿過(guò)擁擠的居民區(qū)。因?yàn)槎啻纬霈F(xiàn)汽車(chē)撞傷行人一類不甚嚴(yán)重的車(chē)禍，美國(guó)空軍司令員決定將車(chē)速限制在每小時(shí)三英里。

新的車(chē)速限制公布后不久，一名騎警中士因一名吉普車(chē)司機(jī)開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)速達(dá)五英里而給他開(kāi)了一張超速傳票。

我很想知道騎警是怎樣如此精確地知道那輛吉普車(chē)的速度的。“我遛達(dá)著要在郵局關(guān)門(mén)之前到達(dá)那里，”他解釋道：“當(dāng)我超過(guò)吉普車(chē)時(shí)，我注意到計(jì)速器指向了每小時(shí)五英里。”

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