短篇英語笑話帶翻譯

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　　圣誕節(jié)英語笑話

短篇英語笑話大全帶翻譯

　　Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students.

　　祝老師圣誕節(jié)充滿平安和愛。

　　Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year!

　　May the season bring much pleasure to you.

　　愿你的圣誕光彩奪目，愿你的新年燦爛輝煌!佳節(jié)快樂!

　　Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas

　　season.

　　愿你擁有圣誕節(jié)所有美好的祝福。

　　Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.

　　祝節(jié)日幸福如意。

　　Hope all your Christmas dreams come true!

　　愿你所有的圣誕夢想都成真!

　　49 39TOM'S EXCUSE

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　湯姆的借口

　　老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

　　DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and

　　saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very

　　pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and

　　said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.

　　What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all

　　myself," said Tim.

　　你爸爸幫你了嗎?

　　一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。老師很高興

　　，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都

　　做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"

　　"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

　　英語幽默笑話

　　Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據(jù)這點.

　　Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據(jù)這點.

　　英語短笑話

　　一：She Didn"t Say Anything

　　A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.”

　　二：I Have Turned It Over

　　A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s

　　too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

　　The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and

　　then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the

　　sheet over. Is that all right?”1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一個小男孩問他的爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢?爸爸說：我不知道，因為我仍然在付帳。

　　2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

　　"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that?"

　　"My granny."

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

　　一個主日學(xué)校校(基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

　　“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好，是誰呢?”

　　“我奶奶。”

　　“好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!

　　3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

　　The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."

　　"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"

　　"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.

　　"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".

　　迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買些新的.衣服。

　　孩子們玩了個把小時，在四點半的時候，姨媽領(lǐng)著迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并對他說：“喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切為二，給你妹妹一塊。不過，你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。”

　　迪克問：“像一個紳士?紳士怎樣做呢?”

　　他姨媽馬上回答說：“紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。”

　　迪克說了一聲“噢”。他對此想了一會，然后，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，并對她說：“凱瑟琳，你來把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧。”

　　4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?