英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯

　　Rhino on Tinder 火燒眉頭的'犀牛(雙語)

　　WHAT!? Only two matches!?

　　One in San Diego Zoo and one in Tanzania!

　　什么!?只有兩場比賽!?

　　一個在圣地亞哥動物園，一個在坦桑尼亞!

　　Rhino on Tinder

　　火燒眉頭的犀牛

　　英語幽默小笑話

　　Who Is Uglier?

　　誰更丑?

　　Abraham Lincoln's ability to laugh at himself sustained him through his many adversities. One example he often recalled was the time when an ugly man thrust a revolver in his face. Lincoln tried to remain calm, asking the man what he wanted. The man replied, holding the gun to Lincoln's head, "Some years ago I swore that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself, I'd shoot him on the spot."

　　亞伯拉罕·林肯自我解嘲的才智幫助他度過了許多災(zāi)難。他經(jīng)�；叵肫鹨粋�例子，一次一個丑陋的男子用一把左輪手槍頂在了他的臉上。林肯努力保持鎮(zhèn)靜，問那人想要什么。那人用槍指著他的頭，回答說:“多年前我發(fā)過誓，如果見到一個比我還丑的人，我就當場擊斃他。”

　　Relief crossed Lincoln's face and he lost all his tension and anxiety. "Shoot me," he said to the stranger, "for if I am an uglier man than you, I don't want to live."

　　一絲欣慰掠過林肯的面龐，他的緊張和焦慮一掃而光。“開槍吧，”他對那個陌生人說，“因為要是我比你還丑，我就不想活了。”

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