搞笑英文小笑話

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搞笑英文小笑話

　　英文小笑話

搞笑英文小笑話

　　Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me ”the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where is the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one-----use your hat."

　　大腦袋

　　“所有孩子都拿我開玩笑”，小男孩哭著和媽媽說：“他們說我腦袋大”

　　“別聽他們的，”母親安慰道：“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　“購物袋在哪兒?”

　　“我沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

　　02class

　　The mean man's party

　　The notorious(聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小氣鬼)finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部，扶手). When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　吝嗇鬼請客

　　一個出了名的`小氣鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!”小氣鬼說，“難道你還能空著手來嗎?能嗎?”

　　英語笑話四則

　　NO.1

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”

　　NO.2

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。小女孩回答道。

　　NO.3

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。