超搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯

　　年長者階層

　　During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!

　　醫(yī)生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個吻。醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

　　沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊

　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him."Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time.""Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time.""Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time.""Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

　　麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的`：職員只能利用自己的時間理發(fā)。一天，正當麥爾斯理發(fā)時，經(jīng)理碰巧也進來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。“你好，麥爾斯，”經(jīng)理說。“我看到你在上班時間理發(fā)了。”“是的，先生。正是這樣。”麥爾斯平靜地承認了。可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時間長的。“不全都是吧，”經(jīng)理立刻說，“有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。”“對呀，先生，你說得很對。”麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，“但我并沒有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。”

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