經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
誰(shuí)才是有色人種
Dear white, something you got to know
親愛(ài)的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。
When I was born, I was black.
當(dāng)我出生時(shí)，我是黑色的
When I grow up, I am black.
我長(zhǎng)大了，我是黑色的
When I’m under the sun, I’m black.
我在陽(yáng)光下，我是黑色的
When I’m cold, I’m black.
我寒冷時(shí)，我是黑色的
When I’m afraid, I’m black.
我害怕時(shí)，我是黑色的
When I’m sick, I’m black.
我生病了，我是黑色的
When I die, I’m still black.
當(dāng)我死了，我仍是黑色的。
you—white people,
你——白種人
When you were born, you were pink.
當(dāng)你出生時(shí)，你是粉紅色的
When you grow up, you become white.
你長(zhǎng)大了，變成白色的
You’re red under the sun.
你在陽(yáng)光下，你是紅色的
You’re blue when you’re cold.
你寒冷時(shí)，你是青色的.
You are yellow when you’re afraid.
你害怕時(shí)，你是黃色的
You’re green when you’re sick.
你生病時(shí)，你是綠色的
You’re gray when you die.
當(dāng)你死時(shí)，你是灰色的
And you, call me color?
然后，你叫我“有色種人”?
錢(qián)不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的義賣(mài)市上賣(mài)舊書(shū)時(shí)，我與一名準(zhǔn)備買(mǎi)東西的顧客發(fā)生了一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)論。他對(duì)購(gòu)買(mǎi)袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說(shuō)它要三十五美分開(kāi)價(jià)過(guò)高。其它的平裝書(shū)每本才賣(mài)十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
我指出這本書(shū)保存狀況頗好，納什是個(gè)有趣的詩(shī)人，這個(gè)要價(jià)是合理的。他說(shuō)這是個(gè)原則問(wèn)題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價(jià)格將這本書(shū)賣(mài)給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢(qián)不用找了。”他說(shuō)。
咒語(yǔ)
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
一個(gè)男人找到一個(gè)巫婆，要求她解開(kāi)一條困擾了自己40年的咒語(yǔ)。
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
巫婆說(shuō)："或許我可以做的到，但你必須一字不落地告訴我下咒的時(shí)候說(shuō)的那句咒語(yǔ)。"
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."
男人毫不猶豫的答道：“‘我現(xiàn)在宣布你們成為夫婦。’”
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