帶翻譯的幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話
英語(yǔ)笑話:一分鐘一塊錢(qián)
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天,教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷,然后回到講臺(tái)前等待。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
考試結(jié)束了,學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張?jiān)嚲砩蟿e著一張百元鈔票,還有一張紙條寫(xiě)著:“一分一塊錢(qián)。”
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
第二堂課,教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢(qián)的找零。
兒童英語(yǔ)笑話故事:好壞消息
Good news: Two boys went out climbing trees.
好消息:兩名男童出去爬樹(shù)。
Bad news: wone of them fell out.
壞消息:其中有一人摔下來(lái)了。
Good news: There was a hammock beneath him.
好消息:他下面有一個(gè)吊床。
Bad news: There was a rake beside the hammock.
壞消息:吊床旁邊有一個(gè)耙子。
Good news: He missed the rake.
好消息:他和耙子擦肩而過(guò)。
Bad news: He missed the hammock too !
壞消息:他也和吊床擦肩而過(guò)!
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