愚人節(jié)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話大全

　　1.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。

　　2.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?

　　3.where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

　　答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )

　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的`”?)

　　答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

　　5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)

　　答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù))

　　6.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

　　答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。march 三月;行軍)

　　7.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　9.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

　　10.when can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

　　答：when water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

　　11.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

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