高中的英語(yǔ)笑話

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高中的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

高中的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　醫(yī)生懂得多

　　一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō):"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說(shuō):"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."聽(tīng)到醫(yī)生的話,這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說(shuō):"我沒(méi)死,我還活著."妻子說(shuō):"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多."

　　2:You can't go without me

　　The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.

　　"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.

　　"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.

　　"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.

　　譯:

　　沒(méi)有我你們走不了

　　公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒(méi)有人給他讓路.

　　"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.

　　"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對(duì)他說(shuō).

　　"但是沒(méi)有我你們走不了.我是司機(jī)!"那位男士說(shuō)道.

　　3:Drunk

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　醉酒

　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”

　　4:Hospitality

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客

　　由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里。客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說(shuō)。

　　5:Dear white, something you got to know

　　When I was born, I was black.When I grow up, I am blackWhen I'm under the sun, I'm blackWhen I'm cold, I'm blackWhen I'm afraid, I'm black.

　　When I'm sick, I'm black.When I die, I'm still black.you---white people,When you were born, you were pink.When you grow up, you become white.You're red under the sun.You're blue when you're cold.You are yellow when you're afraid.You're green when you're sick.You're gray when you die.And you, call me "color"?

　　親愛(ài)的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。當(dāng)我出生時(shí)，我是黑色的我長(zhǎng)大了，我是黑色的我在陽(yáng)光下，我是黑色的我寒冷時(shí)，我是黑色的我害怕時(shí)，我是黑色的我生病了，我是黑色的'當(dāng)我死了，我仍是黑色的。你---白種人，當(dāng)你出生時(shí)，你是粉紅色的。你長(zhǎng)大了，變成白色的。你在陽(yáng)光下，你是紅色的。你寒冷時(shí)，你是青色的。你害怕時(shí)，你是黃色的。你生病時(shí)，你是綠色的。當(dāng)你死時(shí)，你是灰色的。而你，卻叫我「有色人種」?

　　6：Where is the father?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。

　　“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。

　　那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”

　　7：How Many Rabbits?

　　Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?