英語笑話100詞的

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英語笑話100詞的

　　Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.

英語笑話100詞的

　　Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

　　One evening Mr.and Mrs.Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival.“This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes，”said Mr.Taylor.

　　Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about?”“We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's coming，”his mother answered.

　　“ It's no use，”said Pat hopelessly.“ He'll follow us there.”

　　泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的男孩，名叫帕特�，F(xiàn)在泰勒太太正懷著第二胎。

　　帕特在別人家看見過嬰兒，他不太喜歡他們，所以他對自己家里也將有一個嬰兒的.消息感到不滿。

　　一天晚上，泰勒夫婦正在為這個嬰兒的降生計劃做安排。泰勒先生說：“有了嬰兒，我們的房子就太小，不夠住了。”

　　帕特恰好在這個時候走進屋，他問：“你們在說什么?”他的母親回答說：“我們在說我們現(xiàn)在得搬家，因為嬰兒就要誕生了。”

　　“那沒用，”帕特絕望地說。“他會跟我們到那兒去的。”

　　Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.”

　　“Yes，” said Landon，“he couldn't help it，for you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

　　蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。老師有點不悅，對他說道：

　　“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡可已經征服了半個世界。”

　　“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

　　"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."

　　She refused him.

　　Sixty years later, he died.

　　“如果你不答應嫁給我，”他發(fā)誓，“我就要去死。”

　　六十年后，他死了。

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