英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)300字
The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老師:自然界的四大元素是什么?
學(xué)生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。
老師:和什么?想一想, 你用什么洗手的?
學(xué)生:肥皂。
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律師
一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無(wú)賴(lài)" 。 另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來(lái)而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論". 開(kāi)始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒(méi)有", 說(shuō)那第二的喝醉了的`,"我是一個(gè)無(wú)賴(lài)" 。
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)的?”
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人,他有錢(qián),我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
“那有什么用?”
“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了,我有錢(qián)。”
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