簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)笑話

　　1.

　　A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.

　　So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

　　一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過(guò)部隊(duì)營(yíng)房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?

　　這樣，他就不會(huì)去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

　　2.

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)的'爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎?　那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”

　　3.

　　Returning from a golf outing(遠(yuǎn)足，短途旅行) , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?

　　Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged(避免作正面答復(fù)) . We just play to have fun.

　　Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?

　　丈夫打完高爾夫球回來(lái)，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門(mén)口迎了上去。爸爸，誰(shuí)贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?

　　我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，丈夫推諉說(shuō)。我們打球只是為了好玩而已。

　　莎拉毫不氣餒，又問(wèn)：那么，爸爸，誰(shuí)覺(jué)得更好玩呢?

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