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雷人的英文笑話
1、hildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
坐在后座上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，發(fā)生在后座上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
2、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
節(jié)約用水，和女友一起洗澡。
3、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。
4、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要被抓現(xiàn)形。
5、Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
6、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng)。
7、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒!并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對(duì)不起，我要走了，因?yàn)槲腋菊也坏侥愕拇竽X!
8、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦!!!
9、If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨(dú)，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發(fā)工資吧!
10、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來的時(shí)候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
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