小笑話英語(yǔ)翻譯

　　小笑話英語(yǔ)翻譯一：

　　Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign. The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; consequently， the sister offered to give a new dress to the wife of every man who voted for her brother. This offer pleased the voters immensely， and at one meeting there went up a cry of“Miss Wilberforce for ever!”The lady in question rosequickly from her chair on the platform and said： “Oh，please，don't. I have no wish to be Miss Wilhberforce for ever .”

　　有一次，威爾伯佛斯做國(guó)會(huì)議員候選人，他的妹妹幫助 他搞競(jìng)選運(yùn)動(dòng)。那時(shí)候，行賄和腐敗法案尚未擬定;因此，這位妹妹提出愿意送一件新衣服給每一個(gè)投她哥哥票的男人的妻子。這項(xiàng)提議使選民們極為滿意。在一次集會(huì)上，人們高呼：“威爾伯佛斯小姐萬歲!”該女士迅速?gòu)闹v臺(tái)上她的坐椅 上站起來，說： “噢，請(qǐng)別這么說。我可不想永遠(yuǎn)做威爾伯佛斯小姐。”

　　小笑話英語(yǔ)翻譯二：

　　The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture of“Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea”.A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was com pleted， the patron was asked to come and inspect it.As a matter of fact，the picture was just one daub of brilliant red. “What's this?” exclaimed the purchaser.I asked for theRed Sea， on the occasion of the celebrated passage.” “That's it，”replied Hogarth. “But，where are the Israelites?” “They are all gone over.” “Where are the Egyptians?” “They're all drowned.”

　　一天，有人請(qǐng)這位偉大的畫家畫一幅“法老王渡紅海”圖。這幅畫剛開始不久，酬金就出現(xiàn)了問題�；舻纤拱l(fā)現(xiàn)，完成這幅畫后，他只能得到他想要的大約一半的錢。當(dāng)作品完成之后，那位主顧被請(qǐng)來看畫。其實(shí)，這幅畫不過是胡亂涂抹的一片鮮紅。 “這是什么?”那位買主喊了起來。“我要的是紅海，是那次著名的航海。” “這就是，”霍迦斯回答說。 “可是以色列人在哪兒?” “他們都已經(jīng)渡過去了。” “埃及人在哪兒?” “他們?nèi)�都淹死了�?rdquo;

　　小笑話英語(yǔ)翻譯三：

　　Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house. “Can't you reach up so high?”queried the Bishop kindly. “No， sir，” said the small youngster. “Well， then， let me help you，” and the Bishop mountedthe three steps and gave a splendid rattat. The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth.“Come on，” he yelled，“we must boaf run nar.”

　　當(dāng)克萊頓主教沿著倫敦西區(qū)的一個(gè)廣場(chǎng)走著的時(shí)候，他 看見一個(gè)小家伙正試圖抓住一所大房子的門環(huán)。 “你是不是夠不到這么高的地方呢?”主教好意地問。 “是的，先生。”那小孩說。 “那好，讓我來幫你。”主教登上那三級(jí)臺(tái)階，在門上重重扣了幾下。 那個(gè)小男孩急忙給教士遞上一個(gè)眼色。“快跑，”他喊著：“我們倆都得跑。”

【小笑話英語(yǔ)翻譯】相關(guān)文章：

小笑話吧07-03

小幽默笑話11-18

無厘頭小笑話03-23

搞笑小笑話08-24

熱門小笑話06-19

小笑話合集09-24

兒童經(jīng)典小笑話05-08

睡前小笑話04-18

古今小笑話大全03-08

家庭鄰里小笑話07-01