簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯一：

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned." "You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?" "Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒(méi)有開(kāi)品說(shuō)話，他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開(kāi)口了：“媽媽，面包烤焦了。” “你說(shuō)話了!你說(shuō)話了!”他母親叫了起來(lái)。“我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?” “哦，在這之前，”那男孩說(shuō)，“一切都很正常。”

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯二：

　　Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store. "How much are the apples?" he asked the store. "Six for five cents." "But I don't want six apples." "How many apples do you want?" "It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic." "What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man. "Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you." Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.

　　比爾是一個(gè)好學(xué)生，也是個(gè)聰明的孩子。他喜歡學(xué)數(shù)學(xué)，課本上所有的數(shù)學(xué)問(wèn)題他都能不費(fèi)勁地解答。 有一天，在上學(xué)路上，比爾經(jīng)過(guò)一家水果店。該店窗戶上有個(gè)招牌上寫(xiě)著：“蘋(píng)果--五美分六個(gè)。”比爾腦筋一轉(zhuǎn)，進(jìn)了店門。 “蘋(píng)果怎么賣?” “五美分六個(gè)。” “但我不想要六個(gè)。” “你想要幾個(gè)?” “這不是我想要幾個(gè)的問(wèn)題。這是個(gè)數(shù)學(xué)問(wèn)題。” “數(shù)學(xué)問(wèn)題?你說(shuō)這話是什么意思?” “你看，如果六個(gè)蘋(píng)果五美分，那么五個(gè)蘋(píng)果四美分，四個(gè)蘋(píng)果三美分，三個(gè)蘋(píng)果二美分，二個(gè)蘋(píng)果一美分，一個(gè)蘋(píng)果就不要錢。我只要一個(gè)蘋(píng)果，如果一個(gè)蘋(píng)果一分錢也不要的話，那我也就沒(méi)必要給你錢了。” 比爾揀了一個(gè)好蘋(píng)果，開(kāi)始吃了起來(lái)，然后興高采烈地邁出了店門。那個(gè)售貨員吃驚地望著這個(gè)小男孩，一句話也說(shuō)不出來(lái)。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯三：

　　Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money." Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty. "That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!" One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?" "Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."

　　吉米三歲開(kāi)始畫(huà)畫(huà)，五歲時(shí)已經(jīng)畫(huà)得很好了。他畫(huà)了很多美麗而有趣的畫(huà)，人們出高價(jià)購(gòu)買。他們說(shuō)，“這個(gè)孩子長(zhǎng)大一點(diǎn)肯定會(huì)出名，我們可以靠這些畫(huà)大賺一筆。” 吉米的`畫(huà)與眾不同。因?yàn)樗麖膩?lái)不在整張紙上作畫(huà)。他只畫(huà)一半的紙，而另一半他總空著。 “構(gòu)思多么巧妙啊!”大家都說(shuō)，“從來(lái)沒(méi)有人這么做過(guò)。” 有一天，一個(gè)人買了吉米的畫(huà)，然后問(wèn)他：“請(qǐng)告訴我，吉米，你為什么總是在紙的下半部分畫(huà)畫(huà)，而不是在紙的上半部分?” 吉米說(shuō)，“因?yàn)槲覀�(gè)頭小，夠不著上面。”

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