英文笑話帶翻譯超短

　　英文笑話帶翻譯超短一：

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”

　　英文笑話帶翻譯超短二：

　　An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.

　　一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進(jìn)了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在墻上有只蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩只瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來(lái)摔碎了，酒灑了一地。When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.

　　一個(gè)女服務(wù)員發(fā)現(xiàn)發(fā)生的事情以后，對(duì)他深表同情，決定幫他個(gè)忙。So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.

　　于是，第二天早上他到樓頂花園散步時(shí)，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過(guò)的地方。Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength.

　　這里，老人回到了房里。倒灑的酒味讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往墻上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一掌。On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

　　聽(tīng)到一聲大叫，好心的女服務(wù)員沖進(jìn)房來(lái)。讓她大為吃驚的是，可憐的老頭正坐在地板上，牙關(guān)緊咬，右手滴血不止。

　　英文笑話帶翻譯超短三：

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

　　“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

　　"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

　　“沒(méi)有，老師�？墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

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