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中篇英文笑話

時間:2020-10-24 17:18:11 英語笑話 我要投稿

中篇英文笑話

  中篇英文笑話一:

中篇英文笑話

  I'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

  中篇英文笑話二:

  The Mean Man's Party   The notorious(聲名狼藉的,臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小氣鬼)finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部,扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot."

  "Why use my elbow and foot?"

  "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

  中篇英文笑話三:

  Visual Training The squad(班,小隊) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠(yuǎn)的`,恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied:

  "Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士,軍士) , sir."

  "Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

  "He's not doing any digging, sir."

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