好笑的英文笑話13個(gè)

　　笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點(diǎn)。以下是小編為大家整理的好笑的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀與收藏。

　　好笑的英文笑話一：

　　A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(瘋狂似地) , she called to the father outside."Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"

　　好笑的英文笑話二：

　　Traveler: Can I catch the three oclock train to Toronto?Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.

　　好笑的英文笑話三：

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesnt know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.

　　好笑的英文笑話四：

　　A: "Why was the math book sad?"

　　B: "I dont know. Why?"

　　A: "Because it had too many problems."

　　好笑的英文笑話五：

　　Teacher: "John, if you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?"

　　John: "Big hands!"

　　好笑的英文笑話六：

　　A: "Whats the longest word in the English language?"

　　B: "I dont know. What is it?"

　　A: "Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters."

　　好笑的英文笑話七：

　　Patient: "Doctor, I have a problem. I cant stop thinking about sex."

　　Doctor: "Well, thats a big problem. How often do you think about it?"

　　Patient: "Oh, every few minutes."

　　Doctor: "Damn, thats going to be expensive. Im going to have to charge you by the hour."

　　好笑的英文笑話八：

　　A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

　　B: "To get to the other side?"

　　A: "No, it was trying to escape the KFC."

　　好笑的英文笑話九：

　　A: "Why is the doctor so angry?"

　　B: "Because he has no patience."

　�。ǚ�譯：A：“為什么醫(yī)生這么生氣？” B：“因?yàn)樗麤]有耐心（patience 既有耐心的意思，又與病人 patients 發(fā)音相似）。”）

　　好笑的英文笑話十：

　　Customer: "This fish tastes funny."

　　Waiter: "Then why dont you laugh?"

　�。ǚ�譯：顧客：“這條魚味道怪怪的�！� 服務(wù)員：“那你為什么不笑呢？”）

　　好笑的英文笑話十一：

　　Teacher: "John, if you had three apples and I took away two, what would you have?"

　　John: "A very angry mother."

　　（翻譯：老師：“約翰，如果你有三個(gè)蘋果，我拿走了兩個(gè)，你會(huì)有什么？” 約翰：“一個(gè)非常生氣的媽媽�！保�

　　好笑的英文笑話十二：

　　A: "Whats the longest word in the English language?"

　　B: "Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters."

　�。ǚ�譯：A：“英語中最長的單詞是什么？” B：“Smiles（微笑）。因?yàn)樗�的第一個(gè)字母和最后一個(gè)字母之間隔了一英里（mile）�！保�

　　好笑的英文笑話十三：

　　Patient: "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."

　　Doctor: "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

　　（翻譯：病人：“醫(yī)生，我每次喝茶的時(shí)候眼睛都疼。” 醫(yī)生：“喝茶前把勺子從杯子里拿出來。”）

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