英語笑話大全簡短

　　英語笑話大全簡短一：

　　Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

　　Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.

　　Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

　　英語笑話大全簡短二：

　　An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法師，教士) she had two final requests.

　　First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

　　"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

　　"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

　　英語笑話大全簡短三：

　　On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.Yes, I said.For her birthday? she asked.No, I replied.For your anniversary?No, I said again.As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

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