小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話

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小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話大全

　　小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話大全：Ashorthistoryofmedicine

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話大全

　　"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

　　2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

　　1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

　　1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

　　1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

　　1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

　　2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

　　小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話大全：51days

　　A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and 10 glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.

　　The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

　　Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

　　Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

　　Finally the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others.

　　They begin dancing around the table, exchanging high five’s, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

　　The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

　　When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What’s all the chanting and celebrations about?"

　　The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

　　小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話大全：PerfectPenis

　　There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little

　　girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"

　　The boy replied, "I don`t know." At that time he hears his mom

　　calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he

　　sees his dad on the couch.

　　He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?"

　　The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a

　　matter of fact this is the perfect penis."

　　The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods.

　　The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis

　　and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches