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英語笑話 The Target

時間:2020-10-13 17:25:09 英語笑話 我要投稿

英語笑話 The Target

  分享一篇超搞笑的笑話故事

英語笑話 The Target

  My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.

  I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound.

  "It's the smoke detector," they replied in unison.

  "Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded.

  "Sure," my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready."

  我的'燒飯手藝向來是家庭笑話的攻擊目標(biāo)。一天晚上,晚餐我準(zhǔn)備得有點(diǎn)兒太快了,廚房里充滿了煙,結(jié)果煙霧探查器報起警來。盡管我的兩個孩子都在學(xué)校里接受過防火安全訓(xùn)練,可是他們并沒有對報警聲作出反應(yīng)。我感到很惱火,滿幢房子亂沖尋找他們。 我在洗澡間找到他們,發(fā)現(xiàn)他們正在洗手。我的聲音蓋過了煙霧警報的嗡嗡聲,我叫他們辨別那聲音。

  “是煙霧探查器,”他們異口同聲地說。

  “你們知道那聲音意味著什么嗎?”我責(zé)問道。

  “當(dāng)然,”我的大孩子回答道,“晚飯準(zhǔn)備好了。”

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