搞怪英語翻譯笑話
1. -May I date you tonight?“今晚我能約你嗎?”
-You may! “你妹!”
2. This book is written by Susan. 這本書描寫的是白素貞。
3.Good night! 黑得漂亮!....
4.翻譯：Shawn， I'm stay crying。
學霸：肖恩，我無法停止哭泣;
學渣：肖恩，我一直在哭;
笑點君：秀恩愛，死得快。
我沒睡著
When a group of women got on the car, every seatwas already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to beasleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:"Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyesclosed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladiesstanding up beside me in a crowded car."
當一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
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