雙語笑話故事
誰是世界上第一個男人
A teacher said to herclass:”Who was the first man?”
一個老師問她的學(xué)生：“誰是世界上第一個男人”
“George Washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.
一個小男孩立刻大聲說：“喬治.華盛頓。”
“How do you make outthat George Washington was the first man?”asked theteacher，smiling indulgently.
老師帶著寵溺的'笑容問這個男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個男人呢。”
“Because,” said thelittle boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts ofhis countrymen.”
這個男孩子說：“因?yàn)椋堑谝粋�挑起戰(zhàn)爭，第一個主張和平，并且是第一個深得民心的人。”
But at this point a largerboy held up his hand. “Well,” said the teacher to him, “who do you think wasthe first man?”
這時，有一個年齡稍大的男孩子舉起手來，老師問他，“你認(rèn)為誰是世界第一個男人?”
“I don’t know whathis name was, ” said the larger boy, “but I know it wasn’t George Washington,ma’am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, ofcourse, there must have been a man ahead of him.”
男孩回答說：“我不知道他的名字，但是我肯定他不是喬治華盛頓，因?yàn)闅v史書上說，喬治華盛頓和一個寡婦結(jié)婚了，所以在他之前，當(dāng)然還有一個男的啦。”
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