簡(jiǎn)單邏輯的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?學(xué)生：大手。

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　　A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married，I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're complaining about，”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”

　　一個(gè)結(jié)婚十年的男人正在請(qǐng)教一位婚姻顧問(wèn)。“剛結(jié)婚那會(huì)兒，我非常幸福。我在店里勞累一天回到家，我的小狗會(huì)繞著我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子給我拿來(lái)拖鞋。現(xiàn)在一切都變了。我回到家里，我的`狗給我拿來(lái)拖鞋，我的妻子對(duì)著我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顧問(wèn)說(shuō)。“你得到的服務(wù)還是一樣的呀。”

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