18個經(jīng)典中國式英語的笑話
1.howare you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
2.wetwo who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
3.youdon’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4.youhave seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
5.helloeverybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,gohome!!
有事起奏，沒事退朝，回家?
6.youme you me
彼此彼此
7.YouGive Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
8.knowis know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知...
9.WATCHSISTER
表妹
10.dragonborn dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞!
11.AmericanChinese not enough
美中不足
12.onecar come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現(xiàn)場描述
13.heartflower angry open
心花怒放
14.gopast no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過
15.小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16.Ifyou want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條
17.Icall Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18.youhave two down son。
你有兩下
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