輕松時刻，看個英語笑話

　　I am his second wife 我就是他的第二太太

　　A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young.

　　They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half an hour there were two which they looked like very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. One of them was very expensive, and the other was quite a lot cheaper.

　　Of course, the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one, because then he would get more money from them, so he said to the lady, "Oh, go on. Spend his money, if you don't he will only spend it on his second wife." For several seconds nobody said a word, and then the lady said angrily, "I am his second wife."

　　一位富人和妻子到一家商店買手鐲。兩人都老大不小了。

　　他們看了好多漂亮的手鐲，選了半個小時，其中有兩只看起來相似。但在這兩只當中，要哪一只，英語小故事他們仍舉棋不定。一只很貴，另一只要便宜得多。

　　當然，店老板想把貴的賣給他們，因為賣貴的可以從它們手里賺更多的錢。于是，店老板對那位太太說：“哦，就買這只吧，他的錢你就花把。要是你不花，拿錢可能用在第二個太太身上了。”沉默了好幾秒鐘，這位太太面露不悅地說：“我就是他的第二個太太。”

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