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幽默小笑話:穿錯了、正中下懷
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穿錯了
I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten,so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my younger,more fashionable sister,who was staying with us at the time. We had agreed not to borrow from one another without asking,but she was asleep,so I slipped some shorts and a shirt out of her drawer silently,planning to put them back before she woke up.
在陪兒子上幼兒園的第一天,我想打扮一下自己。我打算從妹妹那兒借身外衣,她年徑而且時髦。妹妹和我們住在一起。我們有約在先,不經(jīng)過對方的同意不能拿別人的東西。但那時她仍在睡覺。于是,我從她的衣拒里輕徑拿走幾條短褲和一件村衣,本想趁她沒醒來時再放回去。
To my surprise .she was awake when I got back, but she didn't mention the clothes. We chatted about Jason's introduction to kindergarten. Finally,she smiled and asked coolly,"And how did Jason's teacher like my pajamas?"
讓我吃驚的是,當(dāng)我送兒子去幼兒園回來后,妹妹已經(jīng)醒了。但她沒說衣服的事兒。我們聊了聊兒子吉森在幼兒園做自我介紹的情況。最后,妹妹笑著并不動聲色地問:“吉森的老師覺得我的睡衣怎徉?”
正中下懷!
Whenever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car,and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal,I was surprised by his reply.
每當(dāng)我開車的速度超過55英里時,我那輛舊車就開始劇烈地抖動,所以我決定把它賣掉。當(dāng)?shù)谝晃毁I主來看車時,我猶豫該不該告訴他這車的毛病。最后,我還是決定說實話。我
原以為這下這筆買賣就完了,可是,他的回答卻使我吃了一驚。
"That's okay,”he said.”I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration,I' 11 know she is driving too fast."
“這沒什么關(guān)來,”他說:“我是在替女兒買車。如果她一旦艷怨車子扦動的事,我就會知道她一定開了快車。”
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